Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Miss Piggy

We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.

Albert Camus

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

Paul Beatty

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