To have respect for ourselves guides our morals; and to have a deference for others governs our manners.

Lawrence Sterne

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Dean Martin

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Doug Larson

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